Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Next Exit -- 2 miles

Those 2 miles were the longest 2 miles evah...

I knew it though. As soon as I jumped on the freeway to head home late last night. There it was...the grumble in my tummy. It's a 12 mile drive home. But in LA, that could be a 1 hour drive. Thankfully it was later at night (there was a Laker game so there was traffice getting out of my office) but as soon as I jumped on the freeway there wasn't any traffic.

When the grumble started producing toots, I knew it was time. But the signs said, next exit (MY exit) 2 miles... The longest 2 miles home.

Just thought of Stacie as I wrote that cause we all know her famous toots...he-hee..

BTW, I barely made it home, though I was crowning.

So sorry for the disgusting potty humor. I won't promise it will be the last though. Your welcome for those thoughts of me leaving my car half way acorss the street running for safety in my restroom.

2 comments:

Stacie said...

lmfao....did you eat a fiber one bar that day?

Lacey said...

LMFAO girl.. that is GREAT.. just the laugh i needed tonight. :)