Monday, December 10, 2007

Speaking of LMFAO Moments.

After having an "eye opening" conversation with friends on the subject of "pleasureable" items.. It brought this story to mind.

I always take me kids shopping with me. Sometimes if we go to Walmart, my SIL and her three daughters will tag along, because of course they all want to annoy the holy shit out of me. Right?

Knowing that I need to stock up on some good ol' regular "lube" (BTW, thanks to a near dear friend of mine who recommended this particular product years ago!) Anyway, I sent all the kids to scatter to other parts of the store, you know I think I need some TP, can you see if they have fish food, blah blah blah. So I head off to that restricted aisle, you know the one, you pass real quick and look to the opposite side when you have your kids with you. The one that says pleasure this and orgasm that. Yeah, so I pick up my "lube" and stick it at the bottom pile of the cart. Even as I'm loading all the stuff up to be rung up, I do a pretty good job at hiding it. So as I am loading the stuff in my car, ALL the kids want to help.. Out of the bag pops out my little purple box. My 15 year old niece picks it up, and is like "what's this?" then MY 16 year old is like "lemme see! What is this..... personal lu...." I pull it away as fast as my little legs and big fat ass can get there.. "Mom, WHAT is that??" I look at my SIL. It's personal lotion. My son looks at me with a yeah right look and then realizes what it is and says "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"


Kristi said...

*ahem* I have no idea what you're talking about! LOL

Stacie said...

right, I plead the fifth as well. :D

ummmhello said...

Hahahahaa! Oh yeah, we've been there! Love your blog :)

Jovi said...'ve totally scarred your son for life!

Cookie's Mommy said...

cough *astro-glide* cough ;)