Thursday, January 17, 2008


See I have, count em', 4 pairs of black work pants. But only one I heart. One pair is way too long, and safety pins look funny holding em' up. The seond, has a big ol' hole in the pocket, but they are comfy, and most importantly still fit, so I refuse to give them up. One pair lost a button. Pants aren't very well made, if you ask me, if by bending over just one time, the fucking button pops. Not because the pants were wedged into my gut, nope, poor craftsmanship!

So I am left with one pair that I heart. They are the perfect lenght, are comfy, and don't give me camel toe. The perfect pair of pants! SOOO, since I wear them damn near every day, how many wears does it take for me to wash them?

I usually wait until they are stinky. Yes, I know. But as women, I KNOW you must know what I am talking about. I mean, I'm not the only one who gets stinky, right, right? I mean it's always been a phobia of mine, that I'm the only woman who get's crotch stinky, and everyone else can smell me. But that doesn't preclude me from wearing said pants over and over again.

Please tell me there are other women like me? I pray, please tell me so. Cause if not, I'm gonna be pretty embarrassed when I show up to work in my stinky black pants tomorrow.


Cookie's Mommy said...

you stink??? omg, ew!!

j/k everyone stinks, lol. I am laughing SO hard at Camel Toe. believe it or not, there is a local band here with that name, freaks!

Stacie said...

I don't know what you are talking about. *whistles*

Jovi said...

you're on your own, girl! LOL! i'm glad i can wear jeans to work. or skirts! ;)

Kristi said...

LMAO!!! I have no idea what you are talking about ;)

Lori said...

Thanks for the laugh, Andrea. You are hysterical! :)

Stacie said...

got somethin for ya.