Thursday, December 4, 2008

Mother time

It sucks being old (no offense!)

How do you know you are getting old?

Reason #1 - Your son is turning 18 tomorrow.

Reason #2 - You pluck out a gray hair

Reason #3 - You have nose hair

Reason #4 - Your boobs are defying gravity

Reason #5 - Your husband says "When is the peak of your sexuality happening? Shouldn't it have happened by now?"

Check, check, check, check and check.

:insert crying smiley here:

3 comments:

Stacie said...

you're not getting older...you just had Victor very very young. ;)

Marcia said...

true dat!!!! Besides, you will have more gray hair to pull when Mateo is 18, so enjoy this one ya hot sexy mama!!

Jovi said...

happy birthday to your boy!!!

if your boobs are defying gravity you are luckier than i ;)